Words of a Madman

pinkiepiereadspdh: HELLO, EVERYPONY! WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG! Since Dashie is reading that Homestuck...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:14 -0700

HELLO, EVERYPONY! WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG!

Since Dashie is reading that Homestuck thingie…when she’s not being depressed over Fluttershy being mean to her…or being a pirate…or blind…wow, she sure is busy. Anyway, I found a webcomic that looks super duper fun! It’s called “Pastel Defender Heliotrope”!

Look at that cover! It’s pink, it has colorful runes on it!There’s no way this could possibly get boring! You’d have to be the worst comic writer in the whole wide world to make this boring!

…Hehe. Boy, wouldn’t it be funny if that was “foreshadowing” or something?

But it’s not. It’s pink, so it’s gonna be fun!

Hey, you know what was a good idea three weeks ago when I first started it when I was sleepy and running a million different blogs? Having Pinkie Pie read a webcomic where I’ve barely gotten past the first two chapters!

YAY! :D

I’m going to call PewDiePie fans “barrel rapists” from now on.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:01:08 -0700

I’m going to call PewDiePie fans “barrel rapists” from now on.

.i. FUCK YOU KID .i.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:59:57 -0700

fuck-no-pewdiepie:

You think that PewDiePie, in several levels is stupid and untalented. But you forgot something: if you are that smart you should post a video of yourself doing a fucking video. PewDiePie is smart: works doing what he likes to do and what he always loved to do. You: your life is based on licking dicks/vaginas of other stupid BITCHES THAT HATE PEWDIEPIE. For all UNFANS of Pewds, .I. GO FUCK OTHERS .I.

Is anyone who calls someone a “kid” not, in fact, a kid themselves?

Here’s the answer: No. No, never.

I'm up to 105 followers?!

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:38:59 -0700

kawaii-rainbow-pony: 【マイリトルポニー】セレさままんが 16-20 by ！湖

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:29:15 -0700

kawaii-rainbow-pony:

【マイリトルポニー】セレさままんが 16-20 by ！湖

theponyartcollection: Derpy the Muffin Princess by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:54 -0700

theponyartcollection:

Derpy the Muffin Princess by *RainbowScreen

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:34 -0700

theauthorman: aw, yiss. livin’ the high life like a baws. Time...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:14 -0700

theauthorman:

aw, yiss. livin’ the high life like a baws.

Time to reblog a gaggle of Derpies!

gilda-reads-dweebs-reading: Nan looks over. Anna’s bloodied...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:24:08 -0700

gilda-reads-dweebs-reading:

Nan looks over.
Anna’s bloodied hat lies by the two obscured figures — one sprawled on the floor against the wall, the other dark, kneeling over the first.

It appears the black cloaked figure is doing something to the other with its hands.

[Animated]

LUNA’S TIDAL HEAT, THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY SOMETHING ELSE!

Is that a pony? I think it’s a pony. I think I’m going to lie down now.

I almost misread that as “Luna’s tidal teat”.

List of ethnic slurs

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:21:54 -0700

citationneeded:

“Jungle bunny” redirects here. For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran Striped Rabbit.

Link

welovederpy: qweety: expungedata: REGIROCK SOUNDS TERRIFYING...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:15:04 -0700

welovederpy:

qweety:

expungedata:

REGIROCK SOUNDS TERRIFYING IF I HEARD THAT OOMPHING I’D RUN 2000000000000000000000 MILES AWAY

jesus fucking christ

Regiice sounds more terrifying. The high pitch squeal is awful.

epicbroniestime: Exageraron tanto con los ojos de Derpy, que me...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:10:16 -0700

epicbroniestime:

Exageraron tanto con los ojos de Derpy, que me da risa…

Just a reminder

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:22 -0700

bogleech:

Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.

Love him the way he is!

yitzytaughtme: Wimmy wham wham wozzle! Nier was a very...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:53 -0700

yitzytaughtme:

Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

Nier was a very sad game.

WIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!

theauthorman: tropesversuswomen: Yonah, Nier (2010)...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:57 -0700

theauthorman:

tropesversuswomen:

Yonah, Nier (2010) #damselindistress

Oh boy. She did it. She fucking went there. This is the only thing she could have done that might anger me more than Princess Elina. Though, granted, Yonah is honestly not that bad - she is, at least, actually a damsel and is in distress. But… Jesus, there’s so much more to it than that. Which is the problem with Anita, really - it’s not that her idea is wrong (there is an over-reliance on the Damsel in Distress trope, because it is an easy plotline) but her chosen format completely erases context. I’ll put why this entry is wrong after a break because I don’t want to spoil the game because it is a fantastic game and if you haven’t played it you should.

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Even without all…y’know, that, there’s still the fact that this isn’t about trying to grab some living, breathing prize. This is about a father trying to rescue his daughter!

I know it’s clearly too much to ask to do any research at all, but come on!

bogleech: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:27:33 -0700

bogleech:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

In Hello Kitty Land nobody can hear you scream

yitzytaughtme: Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:10 -0700

yitzytaughtme:

Wimmy wham wham wozzle!

bogleech: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:50:55 -0700

bogleech:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

Sorry but, like, can’t any one of these panels be equally awkward and creepy to different people?

Like, I’m a guy, but I freeze up with confusion and fear as soon as any total stranger comments on me or anything I’m doing.

And I’m pretty sure “sorry to bother you, but you look lovely” and “hey sexy, nice tits” are both the exact same thing. The old guy has just learned how to veil it with classier dialog.

A creepy old guy actually once told me exactly that. I don’t even remember how I got into a conversation with a creepy old guy, but he said something about how he’ll see these “young chicks” on the street and say something like “you drive safe ladies!” then winked and said “But you know what I’m REALLY SAYIN right!?” and did a bunch of pelvic thrusts with his arms out like he was holding an ass.

What the fuck is wrong with their noses?!

and it’s what my cutie mark is telling me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:06 -0700

and it’s what my cutie mark is telling me

RARIPIE! :D

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:40:25 -0700

RARIPIE! :D